What a success this has been again this year!

Thank you to all parents/ carers / households and staff who entered some outstanding jokes into this year’s Christmas Joke Competition, it was a challenge to whittle it down to the top 10 best jokes.

It’s been a close vote each day, but here are the students Top 10:

Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? They’re always dropping their needles.
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
We got our son a fridge for his birthday. We can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
What do you call an old snowman? Water
What do you call a caveman’s fart? A blast from the past.
A gingerbread man went to the doctor complaining of a sore knee. The doctor said “Have you tried icing it?”
A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey……… and a cola”. “Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure. I was born with them.”
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.
I’m about to enter the KWS tightest hat competition. Just hope I can pull it off.
Why can’t Cinderella play football? Because she is always running away from the ball!!