Christmas Joke Competition

What a success this has been again this year!

Thank you to all parents/ carers / households and staff who entered some outstanding jokes into this year’s Christmas Joke Competition, it was a challenge to whittle it down to the top 10 best jokes.

It’s been a close vote each day, but here are the students Top 10:

1. Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? They’re always dropping their needles.
2. I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
3. We got our son a fridge for his birthday. We can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
4. What do you call an old snowman?  Water
5. What do you call a caveman’s fart? A blast from the past.
6. A gingerbread man went to the doctor complaining of a sore knee. The doctor said “Have you tried icing it?”
7. A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey……… and a cola”. “Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure. I was born with them.”
8. Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.
9. I’m about to enter the KWS tightest hat competition.  Just hope I can pull it off.
10. Why can’t Cinderella play football?   Because she is always running away from the ball!!

After some great deliberation, the KWS Winning joke is…